trashboat:

doctor: i need anaesthetic

me: 

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kidraaul:

fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed and then locked with mine”

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awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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(Source: alienfucks)


glossoblogia:

i can’t stand it when people complain about how expensive printer ink is, like it’s “”capitalism’s fault”“. do you have any idea how hard it is to milk those squids


yepperoni:

there’s still a chance that the reckless silhouette guy from the wii game startup screen will be in the new smash bros   please do not give up hope 

yepperoni:

there’s still a chance that the reckless silhouette guy from the wii game startup screen will be in the new smash bros   please do not give up hope 


jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 


"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night."

Edgar Allan Poe (via shortstackphotos)

(Source: popsonnet)


geeses:

m4rcobodt:

m4rcobodt:

THINGS IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO BE

  • male
  • female
  • heterosexual
  • homosexual
  • pansexual
  • asexual
  • bisexual
  • cis
  • trans
  • non binary

THINGS IT IS NOT OKAY TO BE

  • an asshole
  • a goose

this post wasn’t even about social justice it was about my hatred of geese

you’re on our list.


(Source: natebynight)